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So, mom, what do you have
planned today? Shopping?

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I take it that's a
rhetorical question.

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[Knock on door]

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Hey, Dee dees big and small.

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I'm returning the earrings

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you wanted to wear
on your date with Clay.

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Clay? Is that a new Beau,

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or just an earthy spa treatment?

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He's a guy I met 2 weeks
ago at the justice ball.

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Who she's talked
about every day since.

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Ooh, a lawyer. Tell me more.

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Is he rich? Handsome? Rich?

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And remember, 2
out of 3 isn't bad.

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He's chief counsel for
his dad's oil business,

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but he's much more than that.

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The majority stockholder?

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No, I mean he's
sensitive, funny,

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and he has great taste.

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Look at these cute
shoes he bought me.

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He picked them
out all by himself.

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I know what you're thinking,

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and I have 2 words
for you: He's straight.

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Then I have 2 words for you:

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Marry him.

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[Theme song]

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♪ through this
journey of discovery ♪

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♪ you're finding
you, I'm finding me ♪

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♪ now that I have
someone special ♪

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♪ who brings out the joy ♪

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♪ brings out the joy ♪

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♪ inside of me ♪

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♪ we can become
whatever we want ♪

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♪ all we need is lovin', yeah ♪

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♪ that's the way I
feel it should be ♪

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♪ you and me ♪

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[Off-key] ♪ me ♪

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Captioning made possible by eye
productions, CBS productions and upn

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[theme song]

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[Knock on door]

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Hey, Spence,

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you are not gonna believe this.

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Does it have to do with you?

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Yes. Something
that's all messed up?

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Yes. then I believe it.

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Thanks. So, anyway, i'm
on the phone with Marcus...

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The hunky horse trainer?

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Don't you ever knock, man?

48
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No, I find it throws off
the rhythm of my butting in.

49
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Go on. You're still seeing
the horse whisperer, huh?

50
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Not really. He keeps
canceling on me,

51
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and who are you, my mother?

52
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Well, we do have the
same suede gauchos.

53
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Although, I have
the butt for it.

54
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Anyway, Marcus
canceled on me again

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because he needs to deal
with a temperamental palomino.

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He'd probably be more interested
in me if my name was trigger.

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I told you not to trust a brother
who listens to country music.

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From now on, I am totally
focusing on my career,

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and I'm going to start
by getting delicious

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to sign that singer
we saw at bar deluxe.

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I think zora Kane
could be a star.

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She's got all the drama.

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When she came, I overheard her

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talking about her
breakup with Tony.

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I'd have more details,

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but I was interrupted
by an incoming call.

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In the past, I would have
been all over a woman like zora,

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but thanks to my girlfriend,

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I've learned sensitivity
and empathy.

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And several other words on that
word-a-day calendar she gave you.

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Very funny.

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Your caustic wit is enervating.

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October 8 and 9, respectively.

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[Theme song]

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Mona: What a sale.

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Zora, I can't believe
the great clothes

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we found for your performance.

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We almost lost that jacket to
the chick with the Macy gray hair.

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Nice work with the hip-check.

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Hey, if you got 'em, use 'em.

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You know? I had fun today.

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Me, too. Mona, I appreciate

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all the time you're giving me.

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You're doing everything you
can to get the label to sign me.

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You aredoing everything
you can, aren't you?

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There are people on
marketing I could sleep with,

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but if it backfired, i'd
really have low self-esteem.

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Been there.

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You know, it's been a while

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since I really clicked with
someone. We're a lot alike.

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So, your life is also where
relationships go to die?

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Pretty much.

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My most recent victim
was this guy Marcus.

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He's been in and out
of my life, like, 6 times,

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and every time he
comes back, I take him in.

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I am so weak.

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Yeah, well, we all
have that person,

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and for me, it's Tony.

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Well, from now on,

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men are off my to-do list.

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I wish I could write off my ex.

102
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Well, we'll just have to
keep each other strong.

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Hi, baby. I was
between clients, and...

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Oh, I didn't know
you had company.

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Mom, this is zora,

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america's next
big recording star.

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Zora, this is my mom.

108
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Hi.hi.

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I see where Mona gets her smile.

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And her hips.

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And her smart mouth.

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Well, I got to be going. It's
nice meeting you, Mrs. Thorne.

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You, too.

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See you tomorrow, Mona? Bye.

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Bye.

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Another girlfriend?

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When am I gonna walk in
and catch you with a man?

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When are you gonna
stop walking in here?

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When I catch you with a man.

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Duh.

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[Theme song]

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That was fantastic.

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You're beautiful,
and you can cook.

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Well, I have many
hidden talents.

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Oh, yeah?

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How about I show
you one of mine?

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Ooh.

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[Laughs]

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And I didn't even have
to ask, hint, or beg.

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Mm-mmm.

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Ooh. Ok...

132
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I'm begging. Don't stop.

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Ooh!

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[Theme song]

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So, you'll do one song here
for the department heads.

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When we do the showcase to get
you signed, there'll already be a buzz.

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I think it should be classy.

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You know, soft lighting,
leather, and lace.

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Maybe a big snake.

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Uh, we're trying to sell
zora, not phone sex.

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I'm sorry.

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I thought we were in
the music business.

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Well, it's a great
idea... Reptile aside,

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but I'm not sure I'm
worth all the trouble.

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Yes, you are.

146
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You are one of the most
talented people I know,

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and truly beautiful.

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I want the world
to see what I see.

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You're not saying that
'cause you're paid to?

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Until we get you signed, I'm
not paid to do a damn thing.

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You're special.

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And she means the
good kind of special,

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like "special k", not
like "special shoes".

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You know, your hands
remind me of Tony's,

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big and strong.

156
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Yeah, I get that a lot.

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Well, I guess.

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If you all think I'm worth
it, then maybe I am.

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Let's do it. I put
myself in your hands.

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It's a good place to be.

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We've got lots to do. Spence,
talk to the art department.

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I'll talk to marketing.

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This is gonna be great.

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Adam, can you hook zora
up with some herbal tea?

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So, Adam, how do you
think Mona would feel

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about being fixed
up with someone?

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I don't usually get involved
in my co-worker's business...

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But who you got for her?

169
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Actually, I was thinking
about maybe... Me.

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But why would you
want to ask Mona...

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Oh, my god! You're family.

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You really want to ask Mona out?

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There's a reason I shouldn't?

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I can't think of one.

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You know, it's moments like this

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that make being tied to a
headset for $9.00 an hour

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with no health benefits
almost palatable.

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You think I have a chance?

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I don't like getting involved,
but I do like to watch.

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So, I say find your moment,

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and go get your gal.

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[Laughs]

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[Theme song]

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Mmm. Clay, this is heavenly.

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Oh!

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I think I just
heard angels sing.

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I'm glad you're enjoying it.

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You are so perfect.

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I never get tired
of hearing that.

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I mean, your feet,
they're unbelievable.

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Like a mannequin's.

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And they thank you
for all the foot rubs

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you've given them on every date.

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You really have magic fingers.

195
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Now, why don't
you join me up here,

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and I'll show you a
little magic of my own?

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Oh, I think I'm already
under your spell.

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Nice as that feels, I don't
want you to get carpal tunnel.

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Ooh, yeah. I don't want that.

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You know, other parts of me

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would enjoy a visit
from your hands, too.

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How about I give you the tour?

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Oh, yeah, yeah...

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Mmm!

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Clay?

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Yeah.

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My neck's a little sore.

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I can work that out.

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Ok.

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All right. All right.

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I thought you were
gonna do my neck.

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I am.

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Reflexology on your feet
should take care of everything.

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Come on. Right here.

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You know what? My neck's better.

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How about a little kiss?

217
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,452
Yeah.

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All right.Ok.

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[Theme song]

220
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Thanks for inviting me, Mona.

221
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You've talked up zora so much,

222
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I'm really anxious
to hear her sing.

223
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Clap really loud and keep
asking when her cd's coming out.

224
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Ok.

225
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,439
All right, I think
we're just about set.

226
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Except I'm gettin' this
strange vibe from zora.

227
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I think she's hot for
me. Can't blame the girl.

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[Sighs]

229
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Not ever woman wants you.

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Hey, I know sexual
tension when I feel it.

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It's just like regular
tension, only lower.

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Thank you all for
making time for this.

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I would like to introduce
you to someone

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who will be a tremendous
addition to our roster.

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Give it up for zora.

236
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:06,516
Thank you. I just
wrote this song,

237
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I'd like to dedicate it to
the new muse in my life.

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♪ Mmm-mm-mm ♪

239
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:23,973
♪ welcome me back ♪

240
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♪ I've returned to
the land of the living ♪

241
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♪ and thanks to you ♪

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♪ I've gotten through all
the forgetting and forgiving ♪

243
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♪ you may not know ♪

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♪ the flame you lit
deep down inside me ♪

245
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♪ burns now for you ♪

246
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♪ so I think it's time I
finally made you see ♪

247
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:04,451
♪ that I'm breathless
when you're near me ♪

248
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,713
♪ dizzy with emotion ♪

249
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:10,366
♪ held captive by your smile ♪

250
00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:14,762
♪ I'm really dazed
by my devotion ♪

251
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,678
♪ though it took
me by surprise ♪

252
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:19,073
♪ I've finally come to realize ♪

253
00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,416
♪ that I won't be home ♪

254
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:27,506
♪ until I'm in your heart ♪

255
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,603
♪ oh... ♪

256
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[Applause]

257
00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:39,046
Thank you. Ho ho ho oh...

258
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:45,616
So, Mona, what are you
gonna do about your lesbian?

259
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,705
First of all, zora's
not my lesbian.

260
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:52,885
And I can't believe she mistook
my attention for something more.

261
00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,283
I told you those chunky
shoes were misleading.

262
00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:59,071
All I did was service my artist.

263
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,983
You might wanna
rephrase that, sis.

264
00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:05,379
I was just fawning over
zora to boost her confidence.

265
00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,383
Now she's turned gay
and I'm responsible?

266
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:10,864
Don't blame yourself.

267
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,557
Besides, you can't
turn somebody gay.

268
00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:14,524
Trust me, I've tried.

269
00:12:16,518 --> 00:12:19,558
Hold up. So that means
Tony, her ex, is a woman.

270
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,741
Zora said my hands
were like Tony's.

271
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,738
So that means I
have woman hands?

272
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,526
I can't believe none of us knew.

273
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,005
Yeah, can you believe
that? Not one of us knew.

274
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,485
The important thing
is her song killed.

275
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,487
The department
heads were digging her.

276
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:37,319
I don't wanna jeopardize
what we've worked so hard for.

277
00:12:37,408 --> 00:12:39,148
She's got a big
showcase tomorrow.

278
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,846
How can I not say anything

279
00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,854
and let her believe I
could be her girlfriend?

280
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,626
This is crazy.

281
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,640
I was trying to be a
mentor, not a muse.

282
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,898
What should I do?

283
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,286
Tell her the truth.

284
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,379
Let her down gently.

285
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,507
Buy me a mini Cooper.

286
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,211
What? I thought you
were taking requests.

287
00:12:58,386 --> 00:12:59,906
[Theme song]

288
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,646
So, what kind of
quirk does Clay have?

289
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,438
I can't get him to touch
anything but my feet.

290
00:13:05,523 --> 00:13:07,483
You got him to touch your feet?

291
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,305
Yes, but he won't move up.

292
00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:13,228
Even to my knee. And
all the good stuff is up.

293
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:18,319
But I am determined to get
him interested in the rest of me.

294
00:13:18,406 --> 00:13:21,146
You know, Dee Dee, it's
kind of hard to relate to this.

295
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,585
No one's ever given
my feet a second look.

296
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,590
[Theme song]

297
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,637
Ok, baby, I'm off
to bargain buy.

298
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,722
Is there anything
you need 72 cans of?

299
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,335
Could you get me a vat of a1?

300
00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,824
I'm thinking of having
800 of my closest friends

301
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,515
over for a barbecue.

302
00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,212
Fine, make fun.

303
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,609
But when you need an
extra gallon of Mrs. Dash,

304
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,563
don't come running to me.

305
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,351
[Knock on door]

306
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:54,137
Zora? What are you doing here?

307
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:55,884
You haven't really
been available

308
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,745
to talk since I
sang at delicious,

309
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,097
so I decided to surprise
you. I hope that's ok.

310
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,407
Sure, it's ok. Why
wouldn't it be ok?

311
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:05,804
Well, I better be going.

312
00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:07,588
I don't wanna
spoil your girl fun.

313
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,982
Don't go. I love it
when you spoil my fun.

314
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,626
No, I'm sure you two want
a little one-on-one time.

315
00:14:12,721 --> 00:14:14,681
Bye.

316
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,992
Your mom's hip. She sensed
I wanted to be alone with you.

317
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,415
About that...

318
00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,081
Mona, after Tony and I split up,

319
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,425
I felt totally lost,

320
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,174
but you found me.

321
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,258
I did?

322
00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:28,964
You showed me
I could feel again.

323
00:14:29,042 --> 00:14:31,262
Real feelings, deep feelings.

324
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,178
So, as I was trying to tell you,

325
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,403
you and I should
talk about that.

326
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,963
You seem tense.
Could be. Just a little.

327
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,051
I'd be happy to
give you a back rub.

328
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,360
Ooh! I don't think
that's a good idea.

329
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,884
Then, you give me one.

330
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,061
Let me get this off so
you can really get at me.

331
00:14:47,147 --> 00:14:48,537
[Knock on door]

332
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,796
Oh, thank god...

333
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,409
Uh, that I haven't started yet.

334
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,849
Nothing worse than
massage-us interruptus.

335
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,292
Marcus!

336
00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:58,904
Yeah, Mona, I've
been thinking and...

337
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,375
Who's your unbuttoned friend?

338
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,343
What are you doing here?

339
00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:07,336
I thought you were
off branding a gelding,

340
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,648
whatever that is.

341
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,913
I've been thinking
about you, a lot,

342
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,997
and hoping maybe we
could give it another shot.

343
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,307
And you thought I'd
just be here like always

344
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,273
and just take you
back like always?

345
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,532
You always do.

346
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:24,144
Yeah? Well, this
is really bad timing.

347
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,357
Yeah. Really bad.

348
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,632
Marcus, zora. Zora, Marcus.

349
00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:33,543
Oh.

350
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:36,238
I'm starting to get why we
always had trouble hooking up.

351
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,244
Well, now you know.

352
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,810
I guess you just can't assume

353
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,417
I'll always be there for you.

354
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,509
Yeah, Mona deserves better.

355
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,857
It's different. I don't
know if it's better.

356
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,038
But I guess there's
nothing else to talk about.

357
00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,426
I can't think of anything.

358
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,648
Me either.

359
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,612
Then this really is good-bye?

360
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,565
Could I at least watch?

361
00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:06,970
Ohh!

362
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,447
[Knock on door]

363
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,535
Come in. It's open.

364
00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:16,452
Hello, gorgeous.

365
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,540
I come bearing gifts.

366
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:21,719
Ah, the secret
password. You may stay.

367
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:27,677
And you look beautiful
as... oh, my god.

368
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:30,767
What are those?

369
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:34,039
Just something I
treated myself to.

370
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,953
Uh, you mean mistreated.

371
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,298
What's up with that?

372
00:16:38,475 --> 00:16:40,955
I just wanted you
to stop looking down

373
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,653
and notice my other assets.

374
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,790
Look, and the
rest of you is great,

375
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:47,923
but your feet... your
feet deserve a spotlight.

376
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,923
That's why I got you this.

377
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,280
[Gasps] A matching
ring and bracelet?

378
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:56,542
Yep.

379
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,064
For your big toe and your ankle.

380
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,456
That's it!

381
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:04,282
I've worked too hard
on my body and my mind

382
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,501
to make them have to
compete with my feet.

383
00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,380
So you don't enjoy
all the rubbing

384
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,942
and stroking and caressing?

385
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,939
Ok, that was nice.

386
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,341
But still, you've got
to make a choice.

387
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:16,914
It's either move on
up or move on out.

388
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,743
Well, when you
put it that way...

389
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,692
[Sighs] Good-bye.

390
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,310
Are you serious?

391
00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,004
You're actually leaving?

392
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:30,961
Yes.

393
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,711
But would you take
those boots off?

394
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,272
There's no reason for
the little ones to suffer.

395
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,489
[Theme song]

396
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,242
Hey, Mona... Excuse me.

397
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,893
I just saw zora. She
seemed really upbeat.

398
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,327
Guess you didn't
tell her you're straight.

399
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,548
No, and I do feel a
little guilty about that,

400
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,935
especially when I let
her treat me to the movies

401
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,639
and buy me popcorn.

402
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,766
Well, she paid for everything.
That never happens.

403
00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,474
You know, that's pathetic.

404
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,208
Anyway, all the
bigwigs are here,

405
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,079
along with most
of the smaller wigs

406
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,131
and that random guy from
p.R. With the clip-on dreads.

407
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,350
If zora nails this showcase,

408
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:12,127
it's only a matter of time

409
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:14,441
before I put a gold record
where my traknox poster is.

410
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,398
[Sighs]

411
00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,616
Can I talk to you?

412
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:19,135
Look, I know you're nervous,

413
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:20,798
but everything's gonna go great.

414
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,932
You gave me a new
look, a new attitude,

415
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,804
most of all you gave me
confidence. I want to thank you.

416
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,187
You're welcome.

417
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,890
But when I told Tony
about the 2 of us,

418
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:31,497
she became insanely jealous,
and she wants me back.

419
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,108
Really? Yes.

420
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,199
I didn't want to lead you on,

421
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:38,068
but I couldn't go out and perform
my best with this weighing on me.

422
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,860
The truth is Tony's my soulmate.

423
00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:43,768
So you're breaking up with me?

424
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:48,389
Look, Mona, I hope this won't
affect our work relationship.

425
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,735
And I hope you don't
take this the wrong way,

426
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,125
but I was thinking you
should go back to men.

427
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,050
Wow!

428
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,658
I've lost a man and a
woman in the last 24 hours.

429
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:04,926
That's a personal best.

430
00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:07,673
That's what I get for
putting all my morals aside

431
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:09,235
and conniving and manipulating

432
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,192
just so I could make
this deal happen.

433
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,940
I mean, my god, what kind
of person does that make me?

434
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,942
A successful record exec?

435
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,158
Hey, you're right.

436
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,325
Single, lonely, and rejected,

437
00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:22,421
but successful!

438
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,079
[Chuckles]

439
00:19:28,036 --> 00:19:29,336
[Knock on door]

440
00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:31,523
Here.

441
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,737
I wanted to give these to you.

442
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,645
Really? Thanks!

443
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:39,530
These are way cool! Are
you sure you don't want them?

444
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,959
Oh, yeah, real sure.

445
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,360
So, tell me, how did
zora's showcase go?

446
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:49,136
Well, she was a big hit,
and the label signed her.

447
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,891
Oh, yay. Then you must
be feeling great, huh?

448
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,323
For the answer to that,
I direct your attention

449
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,670
to the 3 empty
ice cream cartons.

450
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,464
I don't get it. You
should be thrilled.

451
00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:04,067
Thrilled that the universe came
up with a new way to humiliate me?

452
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,989
I was dumped by someone
I wasn't even dating.

453
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:11,342
Well, I was dumped by
someone who was dating my feet.

454
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,653
And I was dumped
by a short, skinny man

455
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,215
who I had to lift up to kiss.

456
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:20,521
You were not. Was, too.

457
00:20:20,610 --> 00:20:21,960
When was this?

458
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,736
26 years ago. It
was your father.

459
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:29,138
[Theme song]

460
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,968
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